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20110816

Aug 16 2011

"Oh! It's a poltergoat. A poltergoat! You can't see 'em, but you find all your clothes chewed. If you listen carefully, you may hear a ghostly baaaahhhhh. Poltergoat! Baaaahhhhhhh."

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Oh, wow. That has to be my favorite in a while. Poltergoat! Baaaahhhhh.
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11 comments:

  1. Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything cuz I'd spit out onto my computer! Lmao! Baaaaaahhhh!

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  2. I want a poltergoat now!! I sooo needed a laugh today, and poltergoat just did the trick! Baaaaahhhh

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  3. oh, PLEASE put these on merchandise! They're awesome!

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  4. I can't believe this! I always had fun with STM's ramblings from the very beginning of this site, but could never say "THIS is my favorite one!" Well, Poltergoat takes the cake. Best STM line EVER!

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  5. Poltergoat - the nightmare fuel of fashionistas everywhere! Coming soon to a theatre near you!

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  6. You just HAVE to go on more trips! If poltergoats is the result of your trip to the goat-place you were at, I'd love to know what would come out of a trip to the zoo!

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  7. I like how he said " clothes chewed". It sounded like a veiled threat coming from a very happy assassin.

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  8. Poltergoat, poltergoat, does whatever a poltergoat does

    I loved the Baaaaaaaaaah!!

    Hilarious!

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  9. Mất ngủ là bệnh phổ biến hiện nay và bất cứ ai cũng có thể mắc phải và những bà bầu cũng không thoát khỏi cảnh bị bệnh mất ngủ . mất ngủ có ảnh hưởng đến thai nhi không là câu hỏi được nhiều người hỏi. Vậy nguyên nhân mất ngủ khi mang thaihay buồn ngủ là bệnh gì. Vậy có cách chữa bệnh mất ngủ hiệu quả nhất , cách trị chứng mất ngủ hiệu quả và an toàn nhất . Cùng đi tìm hiểu nhé.

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