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Aug 29 2011

"Now remember, I've seen you naked. That shit sticks with you. You don't forget that in a hurry, I'll tell you."

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"No you can't surprise me with a catfish. Stupid."
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10 comments:

  1. I bet you I can surprise him with a catfish.

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  2. ...i know...sounds too fishy to me too...29 August 2011 15:06

    O catfish,batman, what if i did a leisure dive,
    NAKED! en became an internet-sensational, with a twist . . . grabbin' you along for the ride-
    poolside...splishsplash'n takin' a bathin' SURPRISE! (sorry, i was in a stuper)

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  3. I'd be pretty surprised if my wife brought me a catfish!
    Partly because I'm only 18, and don't have a wife... But I'd still be surprised!

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  4. What about a dogfish? If such a thing exists...does it exist?

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  5. The first one reminds me of the one time I had to share a hotel room with my mother. I was scarred for life, even though I was grown up by then. And I'm a woman.

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  6. Dogfish: http://www.google.com/search?q=dogfish&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=kgW&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&prmd=ivns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=eh1cTtGXEYHqrQfW6s2dDw&ved=0CEYQsAQ&biw=1680&bih=888

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  7. You could surprise me with a catfish but it wouldn't be a pleasant surprise.

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  8. I expect if a catfish were to surprise you, it would do so by brushing against your legs as you got up to go to the bathroom in the dark. Although frankly I'd be more surprised by the amount of water that would have to be in my hallway for that to happen to me.

    @DiscCritic: A dogfish is a type of small shark. Sadly, they live in saltwater, so I doubt one ever chased a catfish. Also, it's pretty hard to bark underwater.

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  9. What - did the waiter recommend the Catfish Surprise? (True: there's only so much you can do with a catfish) 7@=Q

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  10. This place is really full of surprises because of its views and landscapes.
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