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Aug 30 2011

"Well that totally changed the atmosphere of the party. What made you bring the whisk here? What were you thinking?! Idiot."

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I can't say I fully understand why someone brought a whisk to a party, nor why it had such a dramatic effect on the ambiance. Thoughts?
"You're so special. I bet you've even got sparkles in your shit."
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23 comments:

  1. Well, the second is different to the usual "I bet you think your sh*t doesn't stink..."

    ~DC

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  2. Maybe it was supposed to be a Tupperware party.

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  3. Or maybe the person brought the whisk and then proceded to try and use it on people?

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  4. I once saw an interview with one of the stars from Priscilla Queen of the Desert. He said that the cast are so heavily covered in glitter that inevitably their s**t emerges glittered. He was so amused at this sight, he called his kids to look at it! I will not reveal the actor's name, although he was on a famous talk show when he revealed the incident.

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  5. Hahhahahaha! I love the first one!
    And the second seems too friendly... at least he tried to make it still sound vulgar :P

    x
    culinarilychallenged.blogspot.com

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  6. The second SOOOO sounds like it needs to be on a shirt! ;)

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  7. I second the second on a shirt, with glittery letters!

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  8. I think the whisk remends me of a comedy show that I can't remember the name of, set during the German occupation of France. The restaurant owner was forever getting sprung with the waitresses and a whisk. One of the catch phrases was "I shall say this only once" in an appalling french accent!

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  9. Well I can see how a whisk might sort of try to take over and amuse everyone. It would probably succeed until an old fashioned eggbeater showed up. Get those babies whirring and your party will last for days!

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  10. I think the second one needs to be on a shirt with a picture of Edward Cullen!

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  11. hark, say whaaaa...30 August 2011 21:15

    justa thought, (sorry you asked):

    i weely wheely whisked i knew what whiskey sour he was on sailing down the whiskey river partying it up like an idiototally whacked out of his maltmind, beatin' the water-f-life like that...boy that was a night!clubbin' to remember, wuz wisked out by his shortshorts; twuz real whisky indeed to pocket that instrument! anuthr round ---jack daniels, shitfaced, ya, it sparkled in the moonlight, so whaaat good does that do...could be a long ride paintin' this town red, whiskey militia,
    i-i (whak) silver..a-w-a-y, i c stars!

    an e-specially-so-silly short. fyrewerks!
    barley'n batten down the hatch, pitterpatter,
    am bi an-ceeing it about.

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  12. Perhaps it was an egg part? Or perhaps a mixer, haha.

    And the second one... sounds like some Twilight bashing right there. Atta boy STM!

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  13. The tv-show was allo-allo, it is one of my favorite British comedies. The call-girls who live upstairs use an eggbeater, wet celery, and a flying helmet to keep the town commandant busy.

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  14. Clearly somebody failed to read the whole invitation to the party. It said bring your own *whisky*!

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  15. anne-maria plevier said...

    I think the whisk remends me of a comedy show that I can't remember the name of, set during the German occupation of France. The restaurant owner was forever getting sprung with the waitresses and a whisk. One of the catch phrases was "I shall say this only once" in an appalling french accent!

    That would be 'Allo 'Allo

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  16. On my 21st birthday my friends bought a giant (3 ft long) german army surplus whisk, decorated it with glitter and streamers, and gave it to me as a "birthday scepter." So that is why someone would bring a whisk to a party. To beat disobedient minions with.

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  17. Oh please please please! T-shirt of "You're so special. I bet you've even got sparkles in your shit." I've almost bought a t-shirt from you guys a few times. But definitely I'd buy this shirt if it becomes available! I giggled for a good five minutes...snorting laughter 'n all.

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  18. The second one NEEDS to be on a shirt. With a glittery typeface!

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  19. I agree that the second quote needs to be on a t shirt, but please don't sully it with Edward's pathetic mug.

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  20. I read that as whisky instead of whisk and was really confused because that seems like a natural thing to bring to a party...

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