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Aug 31 2011

(sung to the REM tune) "Everybody poops, sometimes..."

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"Will the right honorable wank stain just answer the fucking question? You smug son of a bitch."
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Sounds like STM has entered the political fray! "Right Honorable" is the title by which Members of Parliment (MPs, equivalent of Senators or Representatives) address each other.

8 comments:

  1. This is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I can't believe some of the stuff this guy says. Hilarious!

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  2. Plain MPs are merely "Honorable". To be "Right Honorable" you need to be a Privy Councillor.

    Perhaps STM has an opinion or two on the Privy Council, possibly related to the first quote above?

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  3. I'm glad that the memory foam mattress in the comments above finds STM funny. I didn't even realise this site was available on Sqornshellous Zeta.

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  4. Are you sure he doesn't say "Everybody poops...bumtimes"? That's what it sounds like to me, and it would make sense!

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  5. definitely sounds like "bumtimes"

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  6. reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc, wrong tune, though!

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  7. Pedantically speaking: In Britain we have a "u" in honourable. If he was referring to British MPs then their title would have the u in.

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