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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Sep 11 2011

"Hello tree. Hello flower. Hello bee… you wanker."

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Presumably inspired by this delightful Indian summer we're having!


  1. Haha, my sister got stung by a bee just last night. I kind of secretly want to get stung too, just to know what it's like!

  2. hello everyone.. :D i'm here, i'm back!

  3. @wallflower : hey wallflower, it's me again :D

  4. Any man that could say "hello flower" like that must be very sweet! The bee insult notwithstanding.

  5. I love listening to STM.. I tend to do it all in one go on a Sunday afternoon when I finish work and I always look forward to it :)

  6. I don't know about that, florid nightingale. A man might say 'hello flower' like that, then add 'today I am going to extract poison from you and use it on all the newborns in the hospital'...for example...and that probably wouldn't make him a very sweet man.