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Sep 16 2011

"You're one in a million... and I'm second to none. Who's better now, bitch? Hey? Who's better now?"

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"I've got all the ammunition in the world. But if I run out, bring on the chinchillas!"
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And the reveal:


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KAREN: Do you want to hear the things you said? I've been up for an extremely long time, so I already have them all ready to go.
ADAM: Mmmm-hmmm.
KAREN: Ready?...
RECORDING: "I've got all the ammunition in the world. But if I run out, bring on the chinchillas!"
KAREN: I have a question. I've been wondering for the last two hours while I've been lying awake. Is it that you have the chinchillas trained to attack? Or are you just planning to throw chinchillas at your enemy?
ADAM: I thought I'd be using them as ammunition, so slingshots and catapults filled with chinchillas.
KAREN: But it could be that they're all attack chinchillas, and you have a huge army of them, and you just let them loose. They're really fast.
ADAM: They're even faster when you shoot them out of a cannon.

16 comments:

  1. Oh! New Olympic sport to be intro'd at London games?

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  2. Chinchillas: they're even faster when you shoot them out of a cannon.

    To the Wikipedias?

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  3. If you're one in a million, then there are ~6,750 people just like you on Earth.

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  4. Why couldn't they be paratrooper chinchillas? Little parachutes on their backs. Then you can launch them, they could float down behind enemy lines, and attack from the rear.

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  5. First one should be a shirt :)

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  6. Ugh..Chinchillas are nothing but bunny-rats. STM could use the poop as ammo. They create enough of it! (I house-sat 2 chinchillas and the escaped from their cage and pooped all over the house...They ARE very fast and were hard to catch!)I like the cannon approach!
    And I'm with Grace, love the reveals!

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  7. Here the embattled fur-farmers stood.......

    And fired the chinchilla heard 'round the world...... 7@=Q

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  8. They're even faster when you shoot them out of a cannon.

    That's just priceless! lmfao! brilliant!

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  9. I'd take, "They're even faster when you shoot them out of a cannon." on a t-shirt. It doesn't matter whether "it" is a chinchilla or other thing.

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  10. @ Marilyn B concur

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  11. I think this may be one of my favorite reveals to date, simply for the ending. Brilliant!

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  12. lovely... just lovely. I say t-shirts and mugs for all!!!

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  13. http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Chinchompa_%28item%29

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  14. I thought the chinchillas were the enemy and if he runs out of ammo they're going to attack him

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