"It's a story about a pirate, a cyborg, and his terrapin. It's an autobiography. 'Hardback'. It's reviewed very well."
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A literary triumph for shell-backed reptiles everywhere!
And this is a new development: My first sort of conversation with Sleep Talkin' Man, although at the time, I had no idea. Adam sat up quite suddenly, and the following conversation ensued. I assumed he was awake, and was relating to me his dream.
If Adam's final comment leaves you baffled, go watch this.
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|ADAM:||(sits up suddenly, with a gasp of breath)|
|ADAM:||No, it's okay.|
|KAREN:||What was it?|
|ADAM:||I forgot my shower cap.|
|KAREN:||What did you need it for?|
|ADAM:||Oh, you know. The usual. But it's okay. I'm not doing it anymore... You don't need yours either.|
|KAREN:||Well that's good, 'cause it's really hard to find a shower cap that fits all my hair.|
|ADAM:||Big hair... Wait, what?|
|ADAM:||What— I'm confused.|
|KAREN:||Do you know—|
|KAREN:||Were you awake for the conversation we just had?|
|ADAM:||Um, sort of. Kind of— I'm— Arrr— You were talking to me.|
|KAREN:||No. I mean, yes, but because you were talking to me.|
|ADAM:||Nooooooo... What's going on?!|
|KAREN:||You— Well, what I thought was that you woke up very suddenly and very dramatically—|
|ADAM:||Oh, did I do the hamster?|
|ADAM:||Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUNN kind of dramatic?|