"Why the fuck do you have to keep acting like an arsehole? You must have Imitation Bowel Syndrome."
or click here"I should have known, crisps don't make good bookmarks. It's all messy! Oh! Clean my book, please. Thank you."
Oh. Wow. That's just... Wow.
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Don't forget, folks, "crisps" are potato chips around these parts.