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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Sep 22 2011

"You know, you would be much more fun if you stuck seeds all over your body so I could watch the birds peck you to death."

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Oooh, that WOULD be fun!

I'm not sure how to interpret this next one. Perhaps STM prefers larger women?
"You're losing weight, and I'm losing interest."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:22

10 comments:

  1. Elena22 September 2011 at 08:01

    Maybe he enjoys witnessing people failing to lose weight?

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  2. Cass22 September 2011 at 11:25

    Or maybe it's someone who grows vainer as they lose weight? STM probably couldn't hack the competition to his ego!

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  3. Lora22 September 2011 at 14:42

    Or maybe STM is just being his usual condensenting self. :P
    Just wanting to take her down a peck. (Don't be proud of the weight you are loosing; I'm loosing interest in you).

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  4. JamiSings22 September 2011 at 16:14

    Wait, even though Adam is straight, how do we know STM is? Perhaps he's a gay guy into "bears."

    And if STM is straight, I suppose I better go hide.

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  5. Anonymous22 September 2011 at 20:00

    I know some people who should be decorated in bird seed. Love to watch them get pecked into oblivion.

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  6. Anonymous22 September 2011 at 20:42

    Maybe he's talking to an anorexic girl?

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  7. Anonymous23 September 2011 at 01:56

    Maybe it's STM's assessment of 'Biggest Loser'.

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  8. Alfonso23 September 2011 at 20:20

    mmm... maybe STM is just losing interest in talking about the subject of losing weight.

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  9. Pathos24 September 2011 at 16:46

    I agree with Alfonso. I think he's losing interest in the conversation. Like he's having tea with his mum and she's going on about the new exercise regiment and diet... when he just blurts that out.

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  10. Anonymous27 September 2011 at 05:28

    Love how creative STM is when it comes to how people can be physically injured...

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