"I will learn the language of the gummy bear. They will be astounded, and they'll have to make me their king. Yeah. King of the gummy bears. Oh, I'll be nice to them… at first. (evil chuckle) At first. Num num num num num num. I'll eat their feet with a lovely carton of Ribena. Num num num num num num..."
or click here"Ffffffffffucker!" (followed by the usual series of random sounds)
Hmmmm, Silence of the Bears?
Oh, you non-Brits out there, Ribena is black-currant drink. You gernally buy it super concentrated, and add it to water. It's the only thing I drink here!
And then, there was just this:
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LEAVE THOSE GUMMY BEARS ALONE! Don't you know they're an endangered species? Have you ever seen a gummy bear frolicking in the wild? Well no you haven't! And if you ever do, you will find yourself in deep conversation with people in white smocks! People who have an awful lot of capitol letters at the ends of their names!
ReplyDeleteBelieve me, if you say "Ffffffffucker", at them, they will just notate it in their annoying little books, and give you more pills tomorrow morning!
"Gummi bears!!! Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
ReplyDeleteHigh adventure that's beyond compare. They are the Gummi Bears."
That evil chuckle.... Was superb.
That's so weird, have you been watching a lot of "Big Bang Theory"? Because the first one is a direct paraphrase of Raj's marijuana induced soliloquy about Rabbits "I will be kind to my Rabbit subjects... at first..."
ReplyDeleteLMMFAO @ stoney13's comment! Man, you are just awesome! (hee, don't let that go to your head lol).
ReplyDeleteOh Yeah! Big Bang Theory! Thanks for the reminder! must go watch that!
If you go down to the woods today
ReplyDeleteYou're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was
Is gathered there for certain because
Today's the day the gummy bears crown their kiiiing!
i have just watched the first series of the Big Bang Theory, i am trying to get karen to watch it.
ReplyDeleteAdam! You were supposed to wait for me!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy would you want to eat gummy bears anyway? They stick in the teeth.
ReplyDeleteOh, it will go well at first, for sure. But you won't be laughing after they rise up in rebellion; and certainly not when they give you your poor deceased accomplice's head to take back home with you, while you go slowly mad with the pain, the heat and the despair.
ReplyDelete"Not god, not gummy bear, but man!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bFw8XG-2WU
ReplyDeleteI'm a gummy bear... don't hurt me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRTSZZgCUik
ReplyDeletecan't eat the courage gummi bears!!! now where is that high adventure they talk about?
Adam,
ReplyDeleteAre you a fan of Gummy Bears or just STM? And if you are, what kind do you like. In my world there is only ONE kind worth eating; Harbro (and I think I even spelled it wrong....sorry Mr. Yummy Gummy Bears).
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw the resemblance to the Big Bang Theory episode...But that comes in, what, season 3 I think? Weird! (Also that episode is hilarious and everyone should see it.)
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/mB1PuesGGBc
ReplyDeleteI'm a gummy bear, yes I'm a gummy bear!
i do like gummy bears, especially the haribo golden bears. oh so squishy!
ReplyDeleteA Candy shop owner once tried to test me. I ate his Gummy bears, with some fava beans, and nice Chianti
ReplyDeleteI was thinking along the same line as Karen - Silence of the Gummy Bears! LOL Feet with Ribena instead of liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti - he sounded just like Hannibal the cannibal, I thought! And that evil chuckle was priceless! :)
ReplyDeleteoh, and Stoney - hilarious as usual! You definitely share my sense of humor :)
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all through the forest, they sing out in chorus
marching along as their song fills the aaaaiiirr
Gummi Beeeaars..bouncing here and there and everywheere
high adventure that's beyond compaare
They are the gummi bears
aah..childhood memories..I picture STM drinking all their Gummi Beary Juice and going off in a drunken rage as he bites their heads off.
Perhaps, STM was trying to tell Adam and Karen that he would like some Haribo Gummy Bears. As I alluded to in an earlier comment, Haribo are the ONLY ones that are worth eating. And I can tell the difference! Are they readily available in your neck of the woods? I would be willing to send STM (and Adam for that matter) some otherwise. Perhaps, that would allow Mrs. STM/Adam to get some sleep! May tonight be filled with dreams of Gummy Bears dancing through STM's Head.
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Mmmm, Haribo Gummi Bears. Yeah, they are the only gummi bears worth eating! :D
ReplyDeleteNow I want Haribo gummi bears! Damn. Guess I'll have to buy some. ;)
Ug. I can't believe people actually like any kind of gummi anything. They're so gross and stick in the teeth so badly.
ReplyDeleteJust give me good old fashion chocolate.
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