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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Sep 22 2011

"You know, you would be much more fun if you stuck seeds all over your body so I could watch the birds peck you to death."

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Oooh, that WOULD be fun!

I'm not sure how to interpret this next one. Perhaps STM prefers larger women?
"You're losing weight, and I'm losing interest."
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10 comments:

  1. Maybe he enjoys witnessing people failing to lose weight?

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  2. Or maybe it's someone who grows vainer as they lose weight? STM probably couldn't hack the competition to his ego!

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  3. Or maybe STM is just being his usual condensenting self. :P
    Just wanting to take her down a peck. (Don't be proud of the weight you are loosing; I'm loosing interest in you).

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  4. Wait, even though Adam is straight, how do we know STM is? Perhaps he's a gay guy into "bears."

    And if STM is straight, I suppose I better go hide.

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  5. I know some people who should be decorated in bird seed. Love to watch them get pecked into oblivion.

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  6. Maybe he's talking to an anorexic girl?

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  7. Maybe it's STM's assessment of 'Biggest Loser'.

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  8. mmm... maybe STM is just losing interest in talking about the subject of losing weight.

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  9. I agree with Alfonso. I think he's losing interest in the conversation. Like he's having tea with his mum and she's going on about the new exercise regiment and diet... when he just blurts that out.

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  10. Love how creative STM is when it comes to how people can be physically injured...

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