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Oct 21 2011

"I'm the best thing to happen to you since you discovered masturbation."

 or click here

Wow. That WOULD be tough to beat.

And then we had one of those repeats, in which STM apparently feels he didn't make himself clear the first time. Listen to this:
"Don't you dare interrupt me. You can interrupt me when I'm fucking goddamn finished!"
 or click here

And then go back and check out the May 17 post.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:49

9 comments:

  1. Snugs7221 October 2011 at 08:34

    Sorry STM, but I honestly think masturbation's got you beat on this on (no pun intended) lmao!

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  2. Android developer21 October 2011 at 08:45

    Hi! I’m impressed, I must say. Really rarely do I encounter a blog that’s both educative and entertaining, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head. Your idea is outstanding; the issue is something that not enough people are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy that I stumbled across this in my search for something relating to this.

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  3. Anonymous21 October 2011 at 08:45

    Wow, I'm going to have to use those a work, or an ex-girlfriend.

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  4. Anonymous21 October 2011 at 08:50

    It makes you think. So, imagine using a bunch of STM's/Adam's quotes for a prank call. That'd be a conversation the real person getting owned would never forget.

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  5. Anonymous21 October 2011 at 11:35

    I wonder what 'android developer' was searching for to find this one of STM's comments?

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  6. Nick21 October 2011 at 12:25

    @Anonymous: He's a bot

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  7. Anonymous21 October 2011 at 12:56

    put those 2 together and I think STM was a little busy to be bothered.
    now... I can see where STM would think that. STM does provides laughs 24/7 to numerous people around the world. Where as masturbation can last a few minutes and you have to wait a while to enjoy it again. unless you have Viagra....
    so says the Master Debater!!!!

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  8. Andreas B21 October 2011 at 16:46

    I think the first one is the beginning of a propsal.

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  9. mika21 October 2011 at 17:48

    nice :)

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