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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Oct 20 2011

"Seriously, could you be any more annoying? Oh. Oh yes, you could. You could be your mother."

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"Get up! You gotta get up. We've got some watching to do. Mmm-hmmm. So get up, and make me food! I need food to watch. Gimme some watching food. Mmmm. Watching food."
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What could he be watching? And, what would make good watching food? Any ideas?

21 comments:

  1. Watching food would be something that doesn't make noise when you eat it as you don't want to scare off what you're watching!

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  2. Definately popcorn. 8 out of 10 movie-goers agree.

    But if we're talking trainwatching, he needs pickle and cheese sandwiches on white, and a thermos of tea.

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  3. anything messy.... nachos and cheese.... chips and salsa.... mmmmmmm watching food.

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  4. anything being deep fried is entertaining to watch.

    And how does STM know my mother?

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  5. deep fried mars bar! or deep fried snickers bar! followed by a crunchy, slightly sweet apple (gotta have your five a day!)

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  6. mmh a fried Mars Bar sounds heavenly. I need to order some Mars Bars

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  7. Either something really quiet, so you don't let whatever you're watching know you're watching it, or something really noisy so that you make it very plain to the thing you're watching that you're watching it.

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  8. The first one made me go, "Oh, BURN!" XD

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  9. tootin' sumkinda hornet, (slap) - - -20 October 2011 17:31

    boy, headin' out to this lighthouse job for the first time isn't gonna be a piece of cake...

    gimme wings to fly, i'm gonna need some TLC comfort food on this stretch...

    blueberries-oatmeal-brownsugar please, cinnamon...and cake on the piece of energiefood, fergie, butter the peanuts,
    and fruitful flavor of funbites, sunriped for lasting freshness...

    oh goodness gimme whatever ya got...i'm gonna need it in this foodygoody foggysoggy mess i got myself into...

    Mmmm,foghornin' out,mmmmmmmmmmmmM

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  10. Obviously something I baked. My sundried tomato & herbs bread, or my sourdough garlic cheese. Or my triple-chip chocolate cookies - I use white chocolate, semi-sweet, and dark chocolate chips. Or my chocolate chip peanut butter cookies. There's also my oatmeal crasins. (Dried cranberries.) I also sometimes make oatmeal cookies with dried blue berries. I also make awesome cupcakes and muffins.

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  11. fOoD nEtWoRkS fOr uS20 October 2011 18:24

    all of the above! yum...COOK*OUT PARTY*BAKE!

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  12. What? My husband believes that you cannot watch football without a ton of food at hand. Is that not normal?

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  13. The annoying comment would make a great valentines card :)

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  14. Did anyone else interpret it as "food that I am going to watch" rather than "food to eat while watching something"?

    Because I found it hilarious to imagine STM just sitting there and staring intently at a burrito or a slice of cake...

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  15. So, I'm guessing that Adam needs munchies when he watches the X factor? (Sorry Adam, but I had to go there)

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  16. carrots. good for the eyesight, and will likely remind STM to cast maledictions upon vegetarians. good times!

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  17. Or is the food itself to do the watching? Hmmm, food for thought! Or watching. Whichever! ;)

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  19. Well, anything boiled is pretty much out (you know what they say about watched pots)...... 7@=Q

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  20. Well Hello! Popcorn of course! You can watch it pop---that's what STM means...:)

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