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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20111019

Oct 19 2011

"Oh, you've done it now. You've pushed me too far. I'm gonna bring out the attack gerbil and sit back and watch him tear you a new fuckin' asshole. Come on, gerbil, attack! Stop sitting there cleaning yourself looking cute, you fucker, and KILL! KILL!! Damn it. Stupid twitchy nose little thing. Arrrgh. I have to give up this killer-training-for-gerbil thing. Maybe I can train hamsters in the art of the ninja. They'll look cool in black."

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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:23

47 comments:

  1. Anonymous19 October 2011 at 08:25

    He's got that whole... stalker on the phone thing going on, kind of creepy.

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  2. Anonymous19 October 2011 at 09:49

    All I can think of is those animatronic hamsters dressed up as ninjas flinging the nunchucks to "Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting" - I think my parents still have one.

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  3. Anonymous19 October 2011 at 09:55

    Here's what I mean....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r18bwH8TdU&feature=related

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  4. Anonymous19 October 2011 at 12:33

    STM's got a bit of a thing for animals lately...And ninjas. But that's pretty much a given. XD

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  5. Frances Soctomah19 October 2011 at 18:30

    Given this commercial, I think the hamster thing is pretty logical:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/KiaMotorsAmerica?v=4zJWA3Vo6TU&feature=pyv&cid=sem&ppc=y

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  6. Anonymous19 October 2011 at 21:12

    Is this the longest thing STM has ever said?

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  7. LA/wts19 October 2011 at 22:24

    It's a rodent arms race! Who will be the first to deploy the Capybara Option? 7@=Q

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  8. Anonymous21 October 2011 at 19:00

    I'm in vet school right now and decided to pop in to the blog to help with that situation and this just made my day!

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  9. Anonymous24 October 2011 at 01:11

    for some reason, im thinking, isnt the attack gerbils a running gag here now? and if so how many times has he gone through this, thus the exhausted comment...so stm is self referential...just wondering...

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  10. Anonymous30 October 2011 at 00:41

    I think this is better in sound than in letters

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  11. Joshua Brown6 November 2011 at 18:17

    I dunno, man...

    These long, drawn-out thoughts appear a bit to coherent to be real sleep-talking, to me.

    Of course, I'm no expert, but everyone I know who has talked in their sleep did little more than mumble, and occasionally recite something half-intelligible.

    This guy is almost reading from a script.

    Maybe?

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  12. Lauren11 November 2011 at 17:49

    Joshua, I once stayed a week at my friend's house, and she wrote down everything I said in my sleep. One night, I told part of a story about Hitler dying. Another night, I completely cursed out the mailman. It's not impossible.

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