"I don't break hearts. No. I DESTROY THEM. I'm the Death Star of break-ups."
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STM: | Don't put those in my face. Get those away from my face. Get them away! Noooooo... TOES! |
KAREN: | ... Did you say "toes" or "toast"? |
ADAM: | (face buried in the pillows) Toes. |
KAREN: | Was someone putting their toes in your face, Baby? |
ADAM: | I don't know. |
KAREN: | You were saying, "Get those away from my face," and then you yelled "toes!" |
ADAM: | I gave myself a fright. |
KAREN: | Aw, come here. Don't be frightened. |
ADAM: | One minute I think I'm asleep— |
KAREN: | You didn't think you were asleep, you were asleep. You were not mistaken. |
ADAM: | You know when you dream you're falling, and you just start to hit the ground, and you brace yourself— |
KAREN: | Yeah, and you start awake. |
ADAM: | I hate that feeling, and that's what I just had, mixed with shouting. |
KAREN: | But, there were toes involved. Were you falling into a sea of toes? |
ADAM: | I can't imagine that. Can you imagine that? Dismembered toes? |
KAREN: | Maybe they're not dismembered. Maybe it's all people... lots of people doing handstands! Doing handstands! And so all their toes are wiggling in the air. |
ADAM: | If they're doing handstands and I'm falling into them, the toes are the last thing I'm worried about. |
Hahaha I just love the conversations you guys have sometimes!!! this just made my day, as always :D
ReplyDeleteyeah I wouldn't be worried about the toes either if that's what it was... I would be afraid something like in this video would happen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSKPJuSXcXI
ReplyDeleteI was hanging in there til Adam's last line then I spewed cola all over my monitor. Gawd.
ReplyDeleteBack in the day, I felt like the Death Star of Hearts (before they even had Star Wars), but now I have downgraded into a crazy cat lady. Let that be a lesson to you.
ReplyDeleteI'm aiming for 'crazy bird lady' but I've got some way to go for that. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe Death Star of Break-ups is brilliant! :D
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ReplyDeleteAw, it sounds like Adam is starting to get bummed out by all of the sleep talking. We're sorry, dude.
ReplyDeleteTOES!
ReplyDeleteAww, you two are so cute haha. Poor Adam, I hope the sleep talking and sudden awakening doesn't bother him too much.
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