"This is a friendly rock. Let me rub it on your face lightly. Yeah. Now it's got your scent, it'll like you. Let me show you: Stand there, and I'm gonna throw the rock at you. Watch how it wants to connect with you, time and again."
or click here"It's a cricket bat, dumb-arse! Jesus, dick-shit, a cricket bat. Game of the kings!"
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I guess in that second one he's talking to an American? :p
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ReplyDeletedid stm see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pys3_BC4R0 maybe that's what he's responding to
ReplyDeletebwahahaha I know a few that could use a "friendly rock"
ReplyDeleteon a merchandising note, "friendly rock" would be a great product to sell. just like the "pet rock" of the 70s.
The first one starts out so nice...
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha I love the first one!
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