Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts.
Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20111025

Oct 25 2011

"Don't make me come over there and piss in your shoes again. You know you don't like it."

 or click here

Well, who would?
"I know I shouldn't have, but, I got you a t-shirt. I got it for you in large and, just in case, in holy-shit-you're-fat size."
 or click here

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:14

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous25 October 2011 at 07:42

    My ex girlfriends need the HSYF size. Yeah I know how to pick 'em. The also need the same treatment from the first quote.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Lauren Helen25 October 2011 at 11:56

    Second one is PRICELESS.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous25 October 2011 at 13:01

    STM must have been channeling your dog there... or atleast someone's dog. lol
    the second one.... utter priceless.... dam near pissed my self laughing so hard. sadly I do need the HSYF size myself. lol

    ReplyDelete
  4. blair25 October 2011 at 13:36

    do you carry the hsyf size in your shop??

    ReplyDelete
  5. Anonymous25 October 2011 at 15:25

    Ok, the first one is funny, but the second is just mean! Although, the ad for a sauna to sweat away pounds was twistedly appropriate.

    ReplyDelete
  6. JamiSings25 October 2011 at 16:41

    In answer to your question, Karen, someone with urophilia would enjoy it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia

    ReplyDelete
  7. Anonymous25 October 2011 at 17:35

    Hope STM's paying full price for the merchandise!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Anonymous25 October 2011 at 22:47

    Awwwww, he got me a t-shirt! :D Shall I wait for it in the mail, or do I have to come pick it up? That's was so nice of him!

    ReplyDelete
  9. mooshki26 October 2011 at 00:49

    Anon 7:42 - sounds like your ex was the one stuck with a dud, not you.

    ReplyDelete
  10. justanotherbaker27 October 2011 at 01:32

    I have a cat that can meet STM piss for piss in the shoes. He has managed to pee in them without getting a drop on the floor. How talented is that?

    ReplyDelete
  11. Katidid27 October 2011 at 07:06

    I was thinking the exact same thing, Mooshki!!

    ReplyDelete
  12. Anonymous10 November 2011 at 01:20

    The T-shirt recording made me laugh a lot! My favourite so far!

    ReplyDelete
  13. Malia24 August 2023 at 07:39

    Bravo on your thought-provoking post! It's a rare gem that not only educates but also sparks contemplation. .Could you kindly take a moment to read my post? Your insights would be greatly appreciated. CHCECE031 Assessment Answers.

    ReplyDelete
  14. India tourist visa price13 June 2024 at 10:36

    This article is a gem! The author's thorough analysis and lucid explanations are commendable. The use of practical examples to illustrate key points was particularly effective, making the content relatable and easy to digest. The writing is both professional and approachable, ensuring that even complex ideas are conveyed clearly.

    ReplyDelete
  15. ETA Kenya a Requirement for Mexico Passport15 June 2024 at 11:20

    Examining an intriguing aspect of modern life, the blog article offers perceptive analysis that encourages reflection. It deftly combines empirical data with personal experiences to make abstract ideas interesting and understandable. Readers are deeply affected by the gripping tale.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Madagascar Tourist Visa for France citizens11 July 2024 at 05:18

    I stayed engaged from start to finish thanks to the detailed analysis and clear explanations. The practical examples really illuminated the concepts, making them simple to understand and apply. The writing strikes an excellent balance between professionalism and accessibility, ensuring complex topics are understandable for everyone.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)