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Oct 25 2011

"Don't make me come over there and piss in your shoes again. You know you don't like it."

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Well, who would?
"I know I shouldn't have, but, I got you a t-shirt. I got it for you in large and, just in case, in holy-shit-you're-fat size."
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13 comments:

  1. My ex girlfriends need the HSYF size. Yeah I know how to pick 'em. The also need the same treatment from the first quote.

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  2. STM must have been channeling your dog there... or atleast someone's dog. lol
    the second one.... utter priceless.... dam near pissed my self laughing so hard. sadly I do need the HSYF size myself. lol

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  3. do you carry the hsyf size in your shop??

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  4. Ok, the first one is funny, but the second is just mean! Although, the ad for a sauna to sweat away pounds was twistedly appropriate.

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  5. In answer to your question, Karen, someone with urophilia would enjoy it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia

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  6. Hope STM's paying full price for the merchandise!

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  7. Awwwww, he got me a t-shirt! :D Shall I wait for it in the mail, or do I have to come pick it up? That's was so nice of him!

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  8. Anon 7:42 - sounds like your ex was the one stuck with a dud, not you.

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  9. I have a cat that can meet STM piss for piss in the shoes. He has managed to pee in them without getting a drop on the floor. How talented is that?

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  10. I was thinking the exact same thing, Mooshki!!

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  11. The T-shirt recording made me laugh a lot! My favourite so far!

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