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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Oct 3 2011

"It's the green cherries we need. They gotta be green. They gotta look like a pair of dead dog's testicles. Yeah. Just with a little bit of dangle. Not so much give. Yeah. Perfect."

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  1. yeah... not gonna be eating green cherries any time soon. lovely. nice one STM!!!

  2. Don't let STM be en charge of your Halloween party.

  3. Yeah this wasn't an image I needed in my head. STM please pass the mind bleach.

  4. I work in the produce department of a grocery store, and there's been one thing we've been stumped on. Green cherries! Do you have to dye them green, or is there a natural green cherry? Thanks in advance!

  5. STM would be perfect to work with Wes Craven or Sam Raimi.

    Did a lot of searching the internet. Apparently green cherries are dyed. (Except, obviously, for non-ripe ones.)

    That's just one of the many pages.

  6. I had a dream about giant green strawberries last night. They also somewhat resembled canine scrotums. It was a weird dream.

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