"I'm so magic, I puke rainbows and shit pixie dust."
or click here"Tsk tsk tsk. Oh dear. Dear, dear, dear. Thirty-seven dangleberries, and not one dingle enough. What the fuck's it coming to these days? Fuck it. Dangleberries it is."
|ADAM:||You know they're not berries.|
|KAREN:||Yeah. Yeah, I know. Thanks.|
|ADAM:||And you know what the clinical term for dangleberry is?|
|KAREN:||I've never heard that term.|
|ADAM:||Yeah. Bum grapes... Anusol!|
|ADAM:||It's the worst-named medicine in the world if you have to go to the pharmacist.|
|KAREN:||"I'd like some ANUSOL please?"|
|ADAM:||Everybody knows exactly what's wrong with you.|
|KAREN:||Even if they've never heard of the medicine, they now know.|
|ADAM:||The thing is, you can pick it up from the shelf in the supermarket, go to the cashier, "Can somebody give me a price on the Anusol please!?" Everybody in the supermarket knows, you've got bum grapes. Oh dear.|