"The world will rue the day that I gave Superman explosive diarrhea! (evil chuckle)"
or click here"The pear and the parsnip had a race. To be honest, I couldn't give a toss who won, I was just fascinated to watch. Look at those little legs. Run parsnip, run!"
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STM's being a bit disingenuous here. He is clearly rooting for the parsnip.