"I'm collecting midgets. I just nabbed this one from France. It'll never be my favourite, though."
or click here"Yes madam, mm-hmm. I've come for the menstruation. Mmm-hhm, yup. Bucket out the back. Thank you."
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Ugh. What can I possibly say about this?
STM is a vampire, Karen! Except he's a vampire who doesn't want to kill people so he goes collecting donations to feed his unholy blood lust instead. What a wussy vampire. Probably sparkles too. Me, if I was a vampire, I'd totally be going after bad people who've gotten away with horrible crimes like Casey Anthony and Roman Polanski. Not collecting menstrual blood.
ReplyDeleteThat's... not right. LOL!
ReplyDeleteFrance's 19-- mg midgets or dwarf tossing are neck'n neck at this stage where the red mighty river flows through a stream of strange night crawlin's banked in his head-turning collection of ohmy!odditites! on his bucketlist...i think he needs his noggan examined for clarity; knockknock
ReplyDeleteit's a good thing he wasn't sportin'a 5'9 frame to look like a trained circus bear in a parade, not that infamously favorite, ideally small funtasies.
His true favorite...i shudder to think what other wheels are turning in his grave-sleep-patterns... speachless and redfaced - the horror.
'Oh, merde!' croyez-moi...excuz-se my french
Collecting midgets. That's so funny.
ReplyDeleteMy daughters' school currently has a student teacher over from France as a language assistant. He's a dwarf. Not sure I would tell him about STM though!
ReplyDeleteSo STM can collect midgets, but tells Froggie to release his collected tourists. Seems a bit unfair.
ReplyDeleteHow does one become STM's favorite midget?
ReplyDeleteI just love the little jabs STM makes at the French. So hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSome really good stuff dude! :)
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