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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 1 2011

"Don't panic! I'm allowed to shit myself. What's your obsession with smelling it? Put me down! Put me down!"

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Perhaps that was STM channeling the sentiments of every baby in the world.
"Put the turkey baster down! You sick puppy."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:38

9 comments:

  1. Cass1 December 2011 at 08:27

    Eeeew!

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  2. Lora1 December 2011 at 10:32

    Ha ha ha. That first one... that is totally the reality for parents. It would be perfect on baby clothes. ;)

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  3. Lauren Helen1 December 2011 at 12:22

    I agree with Lora, the first one would be adorable on baby clothes!

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  4. Anonymous3 December 2011 at 13:17

    The first quote just screams the need to be on a onesie.

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  5. Anonymous5 December 2011 at 03:06

    i want a onesie with the first one on it!!!!!

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