"Oh great. Who's idea was it to theme this party 'sloth sanctuary'? It's gonna be the slowest evening ever. Jesus! (then in slo-mo) Jeeeeeeeeeeeesssssuuuuuuuuusssssss."
or click here"Froggie!! I miss you. Where have been Froggie? Ohhhh, fancy. What've you got in your bag? Why are you collecting tourists? Put 'em back, Froggie, and tell me about your trip."
That one is not as random as it sounds. Every year, Adam and I volunteer at an animal sanctuary somewhere in the world. We've just decided that this year, we'll work with sloths in Costa Rica. I'm sure there will be some truly rockin' parties.
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And then we have Adam's unfortunate awakening, and our conversation about that last one:
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|ADAM:||(punches headboard) OW! Oh.|
|KAREN:||Oh, Baby, what did you just hit?|
|KAREN:||Oh my god. But you were just having such a nice conversation. With the froggie.|
|ADAM:||What language was I speaking?|
|KAREN:||... No I think it was an actual froggie.|
|ADAM:||Oh, okay, not French, then.|
|KAREN:||No. I think it was a froggie. (giggle)|
|ADAM:||You just like the word.|
|KAREN:||Um, what did you say... "Oh, froggie, I've missed you! Where have you been? What's in your bag? Stop collecting tourists, and tell me about your trip."|
|ADAM:||Wow. Is he a big frog, do you think?|
|KAREN:||Well, if he had a big enough bag that he could collect tourists...|
|ADAM:||I wonder how he collects them. Do you think he uses his big sticky tongue to grab them off the street? You're standing there, taking pictures of Big Ben, and all of the sudden: (sound effect)|
|KAREN:||Well, what does he do with them?|
|ADAM:||His tourist collection. "I have tourists from all over the world. Here we have Japan, Australia. Don't have any from Kahzakstan, though. Or Outer Mongolia. My prize is this man from Belize."|