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Nov 6 2011

"I'm sorry. It's not you. It's me. We're just in different places. I'm here, and you're... polluting my fucking life like some oily anal discharge."

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Way to let her down easy, STM.

Added later: Our favorite comment? "While that was quite an awful way to dump someone, my friend still holds the record, in my opinion. She told her boyfriend at the time 'Welcome to Dumpsville, baby. Population: YOU.'"

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  1. Probably one of the most amazing break up lines ever. Probably promptly followed by something being thrown at him but who cares. Gotta love STM

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  2. I can see why all the ladies love STM quite the charmer

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  3. It was so subtle...and then the "oily anal discharge" line. Excellent utterings as always! xD

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  4. While that was quite an awful way to dump someone, my friend still holds the record, (in my opinion). She told her boyfriend at the time "Welcome to Dumpsville, baby. Population: YOU."

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  5. Well, geez, I hope he wasn't thinking about you! :)

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  6. This is the first time I have read any of STM's ramblings and I've read the first month so far, literally laughing out loud. Love it!

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  7. Advice for Meg Smith: read them slowly to savor every nuance and above all, do NOT eat or drink while reading. Your computer screen will thank you.

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  8. Sandy Bergamin7 November 2011 03:16

    My favourite would be one I saw on Smartphowned would be:
    "Hey babe, wanna see a magic trick?"
    "Sure"
    "Poof! You're single"

    I also love his insults. They're so... unique. And disgusting, too!

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  9. My favorite? A girlfriend of mine moved all of her stuff out and left her boyfriend (at the time) a note that simply read: "Moved out. Obvi."

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  10. We had a pretty good one in my area a couple years ago. This guy got his cheating girlfriend on a morning radio show for Valentine's day, made it sound almost as if he was going to propose, but his big, important question was: "How long is it going to take you to get your crap out of my house? Because you have until Sunday." Total riot!

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