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Nov 7 2011

"Here's what we do: We wrestle back control from the pirate gerbils, and the seas will be ours! That's right, you nasty little sea fluffies… Shit, they're stashing the treasure in their cheeks! Come on! Time for some plundering!"

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"Smashed it? Of course I smashed it. I'm a serial soul-smashing mother-fucker. Smashed it, what a knob."
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Sounds like STM is getting a bit sick of Tulisa. And for those who don't spend their weekend nights glued to the TV watching the X Factor (UK version), one of the judges annoyingly graces every single good performance with the phrase "you smashed it!"
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:28

12 comments:

  1. Lora7 November 2011 at 10:23

    And the pirates are back! 8) And that in such a lovely way. He he, pirate gerbils.

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  2. Anonymous7 November 2011 at 11:23

    Does STM know that gerbils don't store things in their cheeks? That's hamsters he's thinking of :-)

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  3. Anonymous7 November 2011 at 14:08

    Aaah, but PIRATE gerbils DO store things in their cheeks. Prove me wrong!

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  4. JamiSings7 November 2011 at 14:27

    Anon 1 - Well, all that raping and pillaging that pirates do, over the years they could have easily cross bred with some hamsters and these are really pirate gerbil-hamsters, the offspring of the original pirate gerbils and their unwilling hamster brides.

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  5. Erika7 November 2011 at 16:17

    'stash the treasure in their cheeks!' xD hahaha.... Aww wish i could just dive into his head and see it myself.
    Anon1: really? Gerbils don't do that? Gee i thought they're practically giant hamsters! :-P

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  6. Anonymous7 November 2011 at 17:25

    You should both really watch this horribly bad and hilarious video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0
    Maybe that will inspire some wonderful sleep talking!

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  7. Helena7 November 2011 at 17:47

    Lovely to see the gerbils back in action. On a more serious note: no promocode for Sweden? :(
    Y u not love us?

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  8. SALUD8 November 2011 at 13:10

    Sounds like STM is getting a bit sick of Tulisa. And for those who don't spend their weekend nights glued to the TV watching the X Factor (UK version), one of the judges annoyingly graces every single good performance with the phrase "you smashed it!"

    o very good
    regards
    alfredo villegas
    chicas desnudas

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  9. florid nightingale8 November 2011 at 16:00

    Pirate gerbils sounds like a great t-shirt to me!

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  10. Anonymous9 November 2011 at 00:38

    I've just discovered STM and have told all of my friends. My own dreams seem so boring now! Damn the pirate gerbils!!

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  11. Aviva11 November 2011 at 19:55

    Yay!!! Pirates are back! Cheeky buggers ;)

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  12. Anonymous19 January 2012 at 01:11

    At least the X-Factor judge in question isn't [insert American talent show judge here], they usually tend to respond to good preformances with 'You killed it!' Especially Randy Jackson.

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