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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 13 2011

"You're exactly the type of person I'd throw a cake at. Swiftly followed by a brick. And then an elk."

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"Your head's so shiny. So freakishly shiny. It's too bright! Only go out at night with a head so shiny."
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11 comments:

  1. Gotta watch out for all those elk throwing people

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  2. Both of those would be great on merchandise!

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  3. elk throwing... hmmmm someone should call the Olympics committee. I think STM has a new event for them. I can see it now.... the thrower finds a person they don't like, throws a cake at them, swiftly followed by a brick and then an elk. the object of the event is to see how badly the person the thrower dislikes is maimed.
    as for the second one.... I think STM has met my instructor for the class I'm taking.

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  4. Have to admit, the mental image of the first one made me laugh quite a lot. That, and the randomness of the elk is hilarious.

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  5. *cough*colinmochrie*cough*

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  6. Extra points, of course, if the target is impaled by the antlers..... 7@=Q

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  7. Awwww....STM is channeling Rudolph! How sweet. :)

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  8. You know, Karen, I wish there was a "share" button to put some of these gems on Facebook the way you can with YouTube videos. So my FB friends could enjoy the genius that is STM as well.

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  9. very sweet.
    insomnia much?

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  10. LOVE the first one!! ... As for the second, am I the only one who immediately thought of "Mr. Clean"? (I'm not sure if he's only in the US or not.)

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