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Dec 16 2011

"Oi! Oi! Stay out of my poop, Magneto. You've been warned."

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And the reveal...

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ADAM: Magneto's from the X-Men. Why am I telling an X-man to stay out of my poop?
KAREN: I don't know. Well, what's his power?
ADAM: He can do all things.
KAREN: He can do all things?
ADAM: He can do everything.
KAREN: Why, is he the bad guy?
ADAM: Yeah.
KAREN: Oh..... Well, what's he gonna do with your poop?
ADAM: The only reason Magneto would want to have anything to do with STM's poop is because STM's poop contains the ultimate super-power, having come from the utimate being. In STM's mind, obviously.
KAREN: I now consider this quote explained.
ADAM: Do you accept my hypothesis, or do you reject it?
KAREN: I accept it.
ADAM: Awesome.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:56

15 comments:

  1. Lora16 December 2011 at 08:01

    You should really add that 'yeah' in the end of the quote. It's just the icing on the cake. Or poop. ;)

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  2. Anonymous16 December 2011 at 08:40

    Magneto generates and controls magnetic fields. He cannot do all things. Still funny though.

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  3. Cass16 December 2011 at 09:31

    Maybe STM has iron filings in his poop that Magneto can fish out and fling around. Pooey darts of death.

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  4. Anonymous16 December 2011 at 10:48

    Maybe...STM's poop is as magnetic as his personality.

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  5. p.s.16 December 2011 at 12:36

    I hope you laughed at least :)

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  6. xmen fan16 December 2011 at 15:47

    unless there is a different X-men in the UK... Magneto is actually a part of the Brotherhood of Mutants (but a part of the X-men universe. He is also not bald, Charles Xavier is bald. Magneto can also control magnetic fields...

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  7. Anonymous16 December 2011 at 18:17

    Winning quote of the year.

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  8. lolwut16 December 2011 at 19:14

    JS, WHY do you always focus on ulterior motives? I think Magneto wants to use the metal to build a brrrrridge. to STM.

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  9. LA/ wts17 December 2011 at 04:51

    I think I know what Magneto might have in mind....

    Step 1: Steal STM's poop.

    Step 2: Build enormous electric fan.

    Step 3: ????????

    Step 4: PROFIT! 7@=Q

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  10. haha17 December 2011 at 08:58

    LA/ wts, yes. a huge metal fan

    http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/huge-metal-fan.gif

    STM: it's 10 am. so http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhsivRlvrQ8

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  11. SHIT!17 December 2011 at 12:53

    TOO LATE! :D :D :D

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  12. Magneto18 December 2011 at 03:24

    a sandwich and some harmless conversation made me understand everything. am I the only one, or are there similar ones to me? I know you're the only REAL one but... you know my point. maybe you don't know, but you can acquire the information.

    btw, this whole thing: http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/186.jpg

    :)

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  13. Michael O.20 December 2011 at 20:17

    STM is right - Magneto can do (nearly) everything. It's not just metal that he can manipulate; he was retconned into being in control of magnetism as one of the fundamental forces of the universe. So yeah, everything, pretty much.

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