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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 5 2011

"Quick! Everybody lock your doors! Squirrelantula is on the loose again! And this time he means business. GET THE GIANT BROOM!"

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Lord, does that ever call for a cartoon!
"Mmmmm, meringue. Meringue-a-dang-a-ding-dong! Mmmm, yumness...."
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"...chop chop chop chop chop chopop chop chop... Cock-a-doodle wank job!"
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12 comments:

  1. Squirrelantula!!! I love squirrels. I love spiders. I WANT one!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. I just see a sitting up squirrel with 8 squirrel tails and he has an acorn in his front paws, and more at his feet (ammunition!)

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  3. I love cock-a-doodle wank job! I think that has to be on merchandise.

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  4. Ahahahaaaa cock-a-doodle wank job! Reference to morning woodies...? LOL!

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  5. Adam, you need to stop watching the weirder Japanese anime before bed.

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  6. I have a Sara Lee Lemon meringue pie in my freezer as we speak. And I totally agree with STM!

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  7. He must have seen this recently: http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/Squirrelantula.htm

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  8. I needed a smile today. Thanks, STM.

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  9. I think it's going to be Dogzilla that finally saves the day, chasing Squirrelantula up a skyscraper..... 7@=Q

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  10. did STM happen to catch a certain LA headline last night?

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  11. Squirrelantula has no fear of puny giant brooms! He will run down the handle, and bite the giant fingers that hold the giant broom, rendering it useless!

    Know you all, that Squirrelantula's business will be seen to, and immediately so! Dogzilla can do nothing about it! Squirrelantula ignores the yapping upstart and business is done!

    Cock a doodle Wank Jobs? Yes! Quite a few of those over here in the Good Ol' USA! The tend to gather at a place call Washington DC. They go to the very centers of our government, and fuck things up there, really bad!

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  12. A cartoon... there's an idea... A cartoon with a character that says these things while he's awake!!!

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