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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20111206

Dec 6 2011

"The only way you could be described as having an open mind is if I shove my fist through your fucking face."

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I think we all know someone like that.

And here is how Adam was awakened, being attacked by some lovely bubbles floating by.
"Bubbles of joy... Bubbles of joy... Floating bubbles of joy... AAARRRGGHHH!!"
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STM: Bubbles of joy... Bubbles of joy... Oh, floating bubbles of joy... AAARRRGGHHH!!
KAREN: Do you know— Do you know what happened? I mean... what... happened?
ADAM: I was shouting.
KAREN: No, I mean, you were saying, "bubbles of joy..."
ADAM: Yes?
KAREN: Did the bubble pop or something?
ADAM: Why? Because I shouted?
KAREN: Yeah.
ADAM: Hmmm... I don't know. Anything is possible. Like going back to sleep. That's extremely possible right now.
KAREN: Mmmm-hmm.
ADAM: I love you.
KAREN: I love you.
ADAM: I love sleep more though.
KAREN: Yeah.

6 comments:

  1. 'Cuz sleep pays the bills!

    ...maybe. I don't claim to know your financials.

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  2. A perfect backhanded compliment/insult. ;)

    I love this one:
    ADAM: I love you.
    KAREN: I love you.
    ADAM: I love sleep more though.

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  3. You know what I think? STM hates it when others are happy. His joy comes from putting others down and making them cry. So the bubbles of joy scared him because they made everyone they touched immune to STM's insults! Bubbles of joy are STM's kryptonite!

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  4. maybe he was making acid bubbles and one poped in his face

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  5. As soon as he's sound asleep again. Kick him awake like a scorned woman would.

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