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20111207

Dec 7 2011

"There's nothing more depraved than watching muppet porn. Too fuzzy!"

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Adam said that one while I was away in the States for Thanksgiving. It came out the night that my family went out to see the new Muppet movie. It was AMAZING, and I can confirm (spoiler alert) that there was no muppet porn.
"A long long time ago, right up until the minute you were born, everybody was happier."
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12 comments:

  1. Can try out both comments at work. The latter on our louder, slower associate.

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  2. For the first one, all I can say is - Avenue Q.

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  3. I just about died of laughter at the second one!

    And for the first: Avenue Q. It's a very weird musical, but has some very funny songs.

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  4. Perhaps the first quote should be on a t-shirt for all the Avenue Q fans. Any chance Adam has ever seen that musical?

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  5. the long long time ago comment, he is almost singing the first bit, its sounds like american pie. Does anyone else hear that?

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  6. seriously, FUCK YOU. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE IF YOU THINK SO, OR DEAL WITH THE SITUATION YOU SOULLESS FUCKING SKANK. I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW, AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I MEAN IT. THIS IS THE THING I NEED THE LEAST AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT, AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MAKES YOU THE SAME AS THE OTHER TWO PEOPLE I WAS TALKING ABOUT. You know what's coming.

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  7. and we both know that if you don't change, sooner or later you are exactly going to feel the same way about yourself. and why change, always be yourself, right? :)

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  8. Try watching Peter Jackson's "Meet the Feebles". It opens with a cat giving a blow job to a walrus.

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  9. I assumed STM had seen coverage of Mahna Mahna originating with Swedish soft porn. http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/28/9069032-mahna-mahna-came-from-a-porn-film

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  10. Damn You Autocorrect had something about Muppet Porn xD This must be his response to it. Lol.

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