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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Jan 16 2012

"What the fuck are you doing here? Piss off back to the sick part of my imagination. Reality shouldn't have to put up with your pathetic shit."

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And the reveal:

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KAREN: You said, "What are you doing here? Piss off back to the sick part of my imagination." It's like—
ADAM: Hang on, wait a second, is STM talking to me?
KAREN: Well, maybe STM thinks that—
ADAM: he's real and I'm not.
KAREN: Yeah. Wait, wait. Maybe it's like the movie Igor, where everything is backwards from the world as we know it. So, what we consider good is bad, and vice versa. So, the fact that you're this nice, generous, kind person is considered sick in his world, just as we think of him as sick in our world.
KAREN: Now we sleep.
ADAM: Oh, right, okay. Thanks.
KAREN: Ready?
ADAM: I've been ready from the minute I woke up and you started talking.
KAREN: (giggles)
ADAM: Love you!


  1. Hmm, you missed typing out "Reality shouldn't have to put up with your pathetic shit."

  2. Funny, I thought the reverse -that Adam was talking to STM, trying to wrest back control of this alter-ego that takes over his sleeping thoughts.

  3. I love how Karen is like you "Ready?" when its time to go back to its a race...1...2...3... SLEEP! lmao. You two are too funny! :)

  4. as a post-script: if it makes you feel better, I used to be an evil child just my family made me understand that being evil leads to nothing good.

    true story.

  5. Can we get the rest of the quote transcribed? :)

    And: LMAO! ;D This is SO t-shirt worthy!!

  6. I would love this on a mug. :)

  7. Yes! I can already see the Hollywood flacks working on their pitches:

    " 'STM - The Movie!' It's like Jekyll & Hyde meets 'Nightmare on Elm Street', but with comedy too, right? Live action plus CGI for the dream sequences; epic struggle between Good & Evil; some steamy bedroom scenes - what's not to like?" 7@=Q

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