"mmmmuuhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhh... COCK WOBBLER!"
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And here's the rest transcribed:
| STM: | mmmmuuhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhh... COCK WOBBLER! |
| KAREN: | (snorts and giggles) |
| ADAM: | Hm. What a perfectly charming way to wake up. And a good morning to you, STM.... you bastard. |
| KAREN: | Do you think you said "cock wobbler" or "cock warbler"? |
| ADAM: | How did I say it? Did I say it like "wobbler" or "waaaaaarbler"? |
| KAREN: | I dunno. Wait a minute. |
| ADAM: | What? |
| KAREN: | A cock wobbler— |
| ADAM: | is someone who goes up to you and go— Well, goes up to male genitalia and— |
| KAREN: | wobble wobble wobble! |
| ADAM: | —wobbles it. |
| KAREN: | And then, a cock warbler— |
| ADAM: | —warbler, let's not go there. (leans across to look at clock) Is that all it is? |
| KAREN: | What is it? |
| ADAM: | It's only 1:30. |
| KAREN: | It is not! |
| ADAM: | It is too! |
| KAREN: | Are you serious? I thought it was already morning. It's like Christmas! Sleepiiiiiiiiiiing! I'm so excited! |
| ADAM: | Unfortunately, being excited generally means you don't sleep. |
| KAREN: | Okay, sleeping. |
| ADAM: | See, I'm the opposite. |
| KAREN: | (drifting off) Wowwwwwww. |
| ADAM: | I'm not excited. (long pause, then voluble yawn) Jeez. |
| KAREN: | Hmm? |
| ADAM: | What? |
| KAREN: | Now I'm confused about what I was dreaming and what was real. Umm, I don't know anything. |
| ADAM: | Well, nothing's happening. So anything that is in your head is probably a dream. So, work it out from there. |
| KAREN: | Hmm. |
| ADAM: | I just dribbled. |
| KAREN: | (slurring) I love you enough that I love your dribble. |
| ADAM: | Shh. You talk too much. |
I would've equated a 'cock wobbler' to a 'knee trembler' i.e. doing something rather sexy, which would then make one's cock wobble. That definition seems to suit the STM we all know and love...
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Deletedid a google for cock warbler.... top 2 where about STM!! then references to birds. so did a google for cock wobbler.... STM was 4 and 5 on the list just under the definition for it from 3 sites.
ReplyDeletebtw.... do make "cock wobbler" a ring tone!!!
haha
Deleteits really cool one man
if you meant me, I never comment as Anonymous. anyway. whoever tried to find something similar, should have looked at youtube - there IS a female equivalent. check this out (this is so not PolCor) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lLqqR2pcws
Deletethat lightning effect at the end made the whole thing so complete
DeleteYou two are too cute...just sayin'...
ReplyDelete"Cock wobbler" = an incompetent fluffer, perhaps? Or maybe a men's room attendant for the super-rich? (After all, you don't expect them to do it for *themselves*.....) 7@=Q
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