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Jan 18 2012

"mmmmuuhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhh... COCK WOBBLER!"

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And here's the rest transcribed:
STM: mmmmuuhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhh... COCK WOBBLER!
KAREN: (snorts and giggles)
ADAM: Hm. What a perfectly charming way to wake up. And a good morning to you, STM.... you bastard.
KAREN: Do you think you said "cock wobbler" or "cock warbler"?
ADAM: How did I say it? Did I say it like "wobbler" or "waaaaaarbler"?
KAREN: I dunno. Wait a minute.
ADAM: What?
KAREN: A cock wobbler—
ADAM: is someone who goes up to you and go— Well, goes up to male genitalia and—
KAREN: wobble wobble wobble!
ADAM: —wobbles it.
KAREN: And then, a cock warbler—
ADAM: —warbler, let's not go there. (leans across to look at clock) Is that all it is?
KAREN: What is it?
ADAM: It's only 1:30.
KAREN: It is not!
ADAM: It is too!
KAREN: Are you serious? I thought it was already morning. It's like Christmas! Sleepiiiiiiiiiiing! I'm so excited!
ADAM: Unfortunately, being excited generally means you don't sleep.
KAREN: Okay, sleeping.
ADAM: See, I'm the opposite.
KAREN: (drifting off) Wowwwwwww.
ADAM: I'm not excited. (long pause, then voluble yawn) Jeez.
KAREN: Hmm?
ADAM: What?
KAREN: Now I'm confused about what I was dreaming and what was real. Umm, I don't know anything.
ADAM: Well, nothing's happening. So anything that is in your head is probably a dream. So, work it out from there.
KAREN: Hmm.
ADAM: I just dribbled.
KAREN: (slurring) I love you enough that I love your dribble.
ADAM: Shh. You talk too much.

23 comments:

  1. I would've equated a 'cock wobbler' to a 'knee trembler' i.e. doing something rather sexy, which would then make one's cock wobble. That definition seems to suit the STM we all know and love...

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  2. did a google for cock warbler.... top 2 where about STM!! then references to birds. so did a google for cock wobbler.... STM was 4 and 5 on the list just under the definition for it from 3 sites.

    btw.... do make "cock wobbler" a ring tone!!!

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    1. haha
      its really cool one man

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    2. if you meant me, I never comment as Anonymous. anyway. whoever tried to find something similar, should have looked at youtube - there IS a female equivalent. check this out (this is so not PolCor) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lLqqR2pcws

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    3. that lightning effect at the end made the whole thing so complete

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  3. You two are too cute...just sayin'...

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  4. "Cock wobbler" = an incompetent fluffer, perhaps? Or maybe a men's room attendant for the super-rich? (After all, you don't expect them to do it for *themselves*.....) 7@=Q

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