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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Jan 18 2012

"mmmmuuhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhh... COCK WOBBLER!"

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And here's the rest transcribed:
STM: mmmmuuhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhh... COCK WOBBLER!
KAREN: (snorts and giggles)
ADAM: Hm. What a perfectly charming way to wake up. And a good morning to you, STM.... you bastard.
KAREN: Do you think you said "cock wobbler" or "cock warbler"?
ADAM: How did I say it? Did I say it like "wobbler" or "waaaaaarbler"?
KAREN: I dunno. Wait a minute.
ADAM: What?
KAREN: A cock wobbler—
ADAM: is someone who goes up to you and go— Well, goes up to male genitalia and—
KAREN: wobble wobble wobble!
ADAM: —wobbles it.
KAREN: And then, a cock warbler—
ADAM: —warbler, let's not go there. (leans across to look at clock) Is that all it is?
KAREN: What is it?
ADAM: It's only 1:30.
KAREN: It is not!
ADAM: It is too!
KAREN: Are you serious? I thought it was already morning. It's like Christmas! Sleepiiiiiiiiiiing! I'm so excited!
ADAM: Unfortunately, being excited generally means you don't sleep.
KAREN: Okay, sleeping.
ADAM: See, I'm the opposite.
KAREN: (drifting off) Wowwwwwww.
ADAM: I'm not excited. (long pause, then voluble yawn) Jeez.
ADAM: What?
KAREN: Now I'm confused about what I was dreaming and what was real. Umm, I don't know anything.
ADAM: Well, nothing's happening. So anything that is in your head is probably a dream. So, work it out from there.
ADAM: I just dribbled.
KAREN: (slurring) I love you enough that I love your dribble.
ADAM: Shh. You talk too much.


  1. I would've equated a 'cock wobbler' to a 'knee trembler' i.e. doing something rather sexy, which would then make one's cock wobble. That definition seems to suit the STM we all know and love...

  2. did a google for cock warbler.... top 2 where about STM!! then references to birds. so did a google for cock wobbler.... STM was 4 and 5 on the list just under the definition for it from 3 sites.

    btw.... do make "cock wobbler" a ring tone!!!

    1. haha
      its really cool one man

    2. if you meant me, I never comment as Anonymous. anyway. whoever tried to find something similar, should have looked at youtube - there IS a female equivalent. check this out (this is so not PolCor)

    3. that lightning effect at the end made the whole thing so complete

  3. You two are too cute...just sayin'...

  4. "Cock wobbler" = an incompetent fluffer, perhaps? Or maybe a men's room attendant for the super-rich? (After all, you don't expect them to do it for *themselves*.....) 7@=Q

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