"You're just like an itch that I'd love to scratch… with a fucking chainsaw."
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This pleasant little number will be my last real-time post for a couple of weeks. We're leaving tomorrow for Costa Rica to volunteer at a sloth sanctuary for two weeks! But do not despair, for I've pre-scheduled posts from my nest-egg of STM gems. I'll miss you guys!
I laughed loud. sorry for making you itch and bitch. turn around and talk to ME and your troubles are gone because noooobody knows the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IK30-SNApg
ReplyDeleteis equally priceless http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhhRPJlN3fU
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DeleteGive the sloths a hug for me - they are so cute!
ReplyDeleteI take it Molly was scratching herself in the middle of the night? Lol
ReplyDeleteI take it a cancer was scratching itself in the middle of my body? Lol
Deletesorry, if we stick to realilty, there are harmless tumors in my arm as it turned out, not malignant. let's stay exact. that's what they might be thinking though. and I'm happy for all the people around me who helped me to deal with my fear of death. and yes, you were not one of them
Deleteso just to make myself clear, the cancer was a metaphor. I hope you understood that without saying. btw it would make a great douet going:
Delete"You're just like an itch that I'd love to scratch… with a fucking chainsaw."
"you're just like a bitch that I'd hate to touch... with anything, no nooooo"
it rhymes with saw ;)
Super envious you guys get to go hang with the sloths.
ReplyDeleteWe'll miss you too! Be sure to tell us how it went! :) (This STM quote is one of my favorites now...XD)
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