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Jan 30 2012

"Oh, humanity. You can go suck my fat hairy balls. I made you and I can break you whenever I want. See that? That's free will too, you know. I created that too."

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Well, we've gone off to Costa Rica to volunteer at a sloth sanctuary. But do not despair, for I have pre-scheduled posts!

And, as a special bonus, you'll get a daily dose of sloth. Like this:


10 comments:

  1. STM is God? Well, he has always had high thoughts of himself.

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    1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubris

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    2. "The word was also used to describe actions of those who challenged the gods or their laws, especially in Greek tragedy, resulting in the protagonist's fall."

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  2. The best picture ever! STM is funny, but sloths beats him anytime. Thanks!

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  3. "A Bradypus, or Sloth am I; I live a life of ease;
    Contented not to do or die, but idle as I please.
    I have three toes on either foot, or half a doz. on both;
    With leaves and shoots and fruits to eat, how sweet to be a Sloth!

    The world is such a cheerful place, when viewed from upside down:
    It makes a rise of every fall; a smile of every frown;
    I watch the fleeting flutter-by of butterfly or moth,
    And think of all the things I'd try, if I were not a Sloth.

    I could climb the very highest Himalayas;
    I could be among the very greatest tennis players;
    Win at chess, or marry a Princess,
    Or study hard and be an Eminent Professor;
    I could be a millionaire,
    Play the clarinet, travel everywhere;
    Learn to cook, catch a crook;
    Win a war and write a book about it!
    I could paint a Mona Lisa; I could be another Caesar:
    Compose an oratorio that was sublime!
    The door's not shut on my Genius, but
    I just don't have the time.....

    For days and days among the trees, I sleep and dream and doze:
    Just gently swaying in the breeze, suspended by my toes;
    While eager Beavers overhead rush through the undergrowth,
    I watch the clouds beneath my feet....... how sweet - to be - a - Sloth!"
    - Flanders & Swann 7@=e

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  4. He looks like he's smiling! I hope you love your time in the sloth sanctuary! :)

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  5. Well You might want to know that somebody is really crazy about sloths: http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2012/01/kristen-bell-really-loves-sloths.html

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  6. I totally read this as "my fairy balls", and giggle fits were had.

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  7. I don't know if I feel better or worse knowing STM is God. I suppose time will tell. Meanwhile, if I'm nice to sloths and keep elephant things only in elephant trunks, perhaps STM will be merciful.

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