"If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then BEHOLD BITCHES!"
or click here"Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning— Get out of my fucking way and stop looking at the sky you idiot! Dickheaaaaaaaaaaad!"
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That's right, Americans! Here in the UK, they use "shepherd" in that idiom! I like ours better.



What do the Americans use? Gangsta?
ReplyDeleteI've said the first one so many times! OMG, am I STM???!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe American version is a Sailor instead
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ReplyDelete"dickheaaaaaad" deserves a ringtone!!!
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ReplyDeleteBeauty comment definitely needs to be a onesie for babies! :P
ReplyDeleteI'm American and have never heard either of them :P
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