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Jan 9 2011

"If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then BEHOLD BITCHES!"

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"Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning— Get out of my fucking way and stop looking at the sky you idiot! Dickheaaaaaaaaaaad!"
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That's right, Americans! Here in the UK, they use "shepherd" in that idiom! I like ours better.

15 comments:

  1. What do the Americans use? Gangsta?

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  2. I've said the first one so many times! OMG, am I STM???!!!!!!

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  3. The American version is a Sailor instead

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  4. None of us mortals can even approach being like STM, Anonymous.

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  5. these really made me laugh out. for the first time. just sayin, good job!

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  6. "dickheaaaaaad" deserves a ringtone!!!

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  7. Oh, I wish the T-shirts would include sound! I would love to visit a library or museum with a shirt that goes "Dickheaaaaaaaaaaad!" every once in a while.

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  11. I'm American and have never heard either of them :P

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