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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Feb 24 2012

"Happy Birthday! It's a dead puppy! ... Now listen, you: you didn't specify a live puppy, you just said you wanted a fucking puppy! Jesus you're spoiled. Now go take it for a drag."

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I suppose this has something to do with the fact that we're celebrating Adam's daughter's birthday tomorrow. I hope she appreciates our gift more than this ungrateful child liked STM's.

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  1. Is it just me, or is this one of the most disturbing things STM has come up with?

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    1. Nope

      I am sure I have heard worse from him.

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  2. Someone better call PETA on STM. He will, of course, have his own thoughts about them...hopefully they'll be posted here :)

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  3. Did STM watch American Dad last night? If so worried friends, that's where this image possibly came from.

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  4. also this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fdBoAEyWyY
    from 0:47

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  5. ewwwww, love the "take it for a drag" .

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  6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SLEEPTALKING-DAUGHTER!!!... if we shortened that nickname....she'd be STD....

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  7. Hah take it for a drag. Fantastic. Happy birthday to his daughter!

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  8. "Now take it for a drag" has to be one the best things I've heard come out of STM's mouth. LOVE IT!

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  9. lol this would be my sister cause all I can talk about is a new puppy

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  10. Haha...the 24th was my hubby's birthday. We call him the Dog Man, as dogs seem to love him and vice versa. "You didn't specify a live puppy" Bahahahahaaaaaa!

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  11. "Take it for a drag" is a classic. Where does STM dream up such things?

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  12. "Take it for a drag" is a classic. Where does STM dream up such things?

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  13. Reminds me of the song I used to hear on the Dr. Demento radio show: Dead Puppies.
    "Dead puppies...dead puppies...dead puppies aren't much fun."

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  14. Totally fake. There is no way in hell someone sleeping would have the wit to match "take it for a drag" (instead of walk) with a dead dog.

    No way.

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  15. I think Eddie Izzard or Louis CK said something about this at one point...or Maybe it was Lewis Black?

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  16. I think Eddie Izzard or Louis CK said something about this at one point...or Maybe it was Lewis Black?

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