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Mar 14 2012

It's Adam's Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM!
"Kung-fu kinkajou! Killer with a five-inch tongue! Ka-cha!"
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STM said this about two weeks ago, shortly after we returned from our stint volunteering with the sloths. At the sanctuary, there were a few other animals, one of which was a bedraggled, one-eyed kinkajou named Timon, with whom I fell in love. Kinkajous are nocturnal, so Timon didn't get much attention. He was desperate for love, and I made sure to spent some time with him every night. As you can see from the third picture, he did indeed have a five-inch tongue.


  1. I can see why you fell in love with Timon, he's gorgeous! I would have been soooo tempted to bust him out of there and attempt to smuggle him home with me xx

  2. Happy Birthday Adam! May it be filled with cake and presents and awesome :D
    ...Do you have to share your birthday with STM? or has he given himself a separate one?

  3. Happy Birthday, Adam!! Does this mean STM is older, too, or does he age by his own laws of time?

  4. Zzzzz props ;) and high on 5'ves14 March 2012 at 14:05

    h a p p y b i r t h d a y two you's
    h a p p y b i r t h d a y two you's
    h a p p y b i r t h d a y sleep/wake ADAM!
    h a p p y b i r t h d a y
    to0 the two of U'zzzZ :oP

    (celebrating with tea m'aan, with the 2 of U's)

  5. Adorable pics! And, Happy Birthday Adam - hope you get all the cake and presents and STM doesn't try to take all the glory from your day :)

  6. Happy Birthday, Adam!

    Let's hear from the kinkajou:

    "He's got me wrong, man: I'm a lover, not a fighter! Whattya think the tongue's for?" 7@=Q

  7. This is my first time i visit here. I found so many entertaining stuff in your blog, especially its discussion. From the tons of comments on your articles, I guess I am not the only one having all the enjoyment here! Keep up the good work.

  8. Happy Birthday, Adam!! *<:oD~

    And what an adorable kinkajou!! It looks like you had a great time. You all go on the best vacations and help animals in the process. So cool!

  9. So cute! And I haven't listened to it, but when I read it I'm hearing "heroes in a half shell", that tune!

  10. funny cause I hear the theme tune from the cartoon "Hong Kong Phooey" when i listen