"Don't shoot the goat! It wasn't his fault. Can't we give it lots of strokes as a punishment instead? You're mean. Okay, go and shoot it with your paint gun. Rainbow goat!"
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A quick clarification here: when STM talks about "strokes", he means petting, not whipping. That's the word Brits use for petting an animal. Just wanted to make sure that was clear.
Merch news: And speaking of rainbows (good timing, STM!) check out the promo in the right-hand panel. As a St. Patrick's Day treat, our shirt shop is offering $10/£10 off if you spend $50/£50. For those ordering from the US/Canada shop, the coupon code is STPATRICK2012. In the UK/EU shop, it's SPRING2012. Get your green on!