"It's science. It's meant to confuse stupid people."
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Perhaps we've been watching too much Big Bang Theory?
I've mentioned in the past that, not only does Adam talk in his sleep, he has a bizarre way of waking as well. Adam wakes up fully alert and aware from the first instant. It is very common for him to be in a deep sleep, and to suddenly open his eyes and blurt out a comment which is completely sensible and relevant. Here's an example from a couple of days ago, in which Adam wakes up theorizing that perhaps some medical test results he received recently are related to the fact that he eats apples whole, core and all.
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|ADAM:||(from out of the dead silence) Apple seeds!|
|KAREN:||(keeps quiet, assuming he's talking in his sleep)|
|ADAM:||The cyanide thing.|
|ADAM:||I wonder if that's what's... you know, my liver enzymes...|
|KAREN:||Oh! Well, yeah, certainly interesting to pursue. Did you just— It seemed like you went straight from dead asleep to that declaration. Is that true?|
|ADAM:||I had a thought come into my head of apples... What?|
|KAREN:||You're so weird. Um—|
|ADAM:||But in a good way?|
|KAREN:||It's an interesting idea.|
|ADAM:||No, you didn't— Weird in a good way?|
|KAREN:||It could be also interesting to Google. Just Google, like, apple seeds—|
|ADAM:||There's a lot of wacko people who write some really weird stuff.|
|KAREN:||Yeah. That's why you take it all with a grain of salt, but you—|
|KAREN:||I think we say "grain."|
|ADAM:||It's a pinch of salt.|
|KAREN:||We say "grain." Does that mean that every time here I've said the expression "grain of salt," somebody thought I had it wrong?|
|ADAM:||Yes. And as typical English people, we wouldn't correct you.|
|KAREN:||You correct me.|
|ADAM:||I'm married to you. I don't want you to embarrass me.|