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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 21 2012

"Look at your boyfriend. Now look at the potato. Now look back at your boyfriend. Who's sad now, bitch!"

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"Sexy, sexy llama llama llama llama llama. Sexy llama llama llama. Sexy llama! Fuck off, duck, he's mine! Yeah. Sexy llama llama llama."
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I believe this song, well-loved by Adam, may have something to do with this quote:

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  1. Sounds like STM has been watching too many Old Spice adverts!

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  2. Lol! Both of those are great! :D Is the 'fuck off, duck, he's mine!' referring to an actual duck or a girl making the duck-face?

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  3. Everyone seems to be addressed as Duck in the Doncaster/Rotherham area as in "Hello duck, how are you?" Perhaps STM was in Doncaster for a change?

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  4. Theres a song, mostly about llama. I can't remember it all, but its "fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck"

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  5. after watching that video of the llama song, I don't know if I should laugh or cry. laugh that the song is funny, or cry that someone actually made that which in turns gives me little hope for humanity. either way, that video could be the reason for both the comments from STM this morning.
    now the first one would make a great t-shirt for women!!!

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  6. Maybe instead of ending "I'm on a horse" he can say "I'm on a llama"!

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  7. Are you sure STM didn't mean this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbwkkXGmFrI ?

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  8. So by virtue of the pronouncement put forth in the latter statement, are we to surmise that STM is indeed a gay bestiality practitioner with a Llama fetish?

    Even for America, that's a lot of freak!

    And what about the duck? A "menage a trois", perhaps...wait a minute! That's...that's...FRENCH!!!!!

    It's the Froggies again!!!! They're back!! With their baleful beans!! Their lecherous legumes!!! Could it be!!! Yes!! LENTILS!!!! Oh the makers of gas, and the cause of trouser trumpets!!! Lentils!!!!! Oh hear me, animal brethren! Fly to the aid of the poor llama!!! Or run!!! Or hop!!! Or whatever it is that you do!!!

    Swiftly intervene!!! Lest he do with STM, and the duck the unclean!!! The profane!!! The impossible!!! Or at least very difficult!!!

    Get between them and the French influence!!! They have Bidets!!!! Water closets that flush backwards!!! IT AIN'T NATURAL!!!!!!

    *sigh* Can it be all is lost? Are we all going to hell! There to eat legumes and fornicate with llamas, and ducks? Is there nothing left to do?

    Perhaps things will work out with a bit of cannabis! Aahhh! Cannabis!

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  9. As to the first of STM's pronouncements: Ladies, there is one thing that can be said for your boyfriends, AND potatoes: I have heard that you can enjoy both with melted butter!

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  10. I *LOVE* THE LLAMA SONG!!! It's old now, but I still sing it to myself every time I see a llama!! Eeeee! Me and STM... kindred spirits, really....

    And if STM likes the llama song, he'll love this one - another old fave. "Here comes the lions - only in Kenya!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkI4P6GlLgk and the cute live-action version done by some fans - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw6phPCrisg

    (But don't let him see the badger song... it is insidious in it's ability to get stuck in your head...)

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  11. Lol! Both of those are great! :D Is the 'fuck off, duck, he's mine!' referring to an actual duck or a girl making the duck-face?

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