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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 18 2012

"I'm a big dose of lovin'. Take twice daily."

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"Pay attention when you clean the toilet! Malteasers aren't the only floaters."
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11 comments:

  1. Ugh. Now I can never look at Maltesers the same way again.

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  2. what *are* they?

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  3. For those of you who don't know, Maltesers are chocolate covered malt ball candies. Basically, they're like the candy Whoppers sold in the USA

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  4. Oh, we don't have Malteasers in the US?

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    1. I've never seen Maltesers in any candy section I've seen. All I've ever seen are Whoppers, which are basically the same, only sold by Hershey and not Mars. That may simply be because I'm in Pennsylvania (where Hershey is located), and the competition may have been edged out in this area

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    2. You can get them at stores like Cost Plus. And we have a fish and chip shop owned by a couple of former UK citizens who sell English candy, teas like PG Tips, spotted dick, etc.

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  5. Malted Milk balls. I still can't eat them after throwing up when I was 5.

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  6. Your blog is hilarious and addicting! What STM says is too funny, but hearing it said with his proper British accent? Ah, that's true gold! :D

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  7. I think the first one needs to be a shirt.

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  8. WARNING: Do not take while driving or operating heavy machinery... 7@=Q

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