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Jun 6 2012

I'm so sorry that I missed you guys on Monday. We had a FOUR DAY WEEKEND here in the UK, for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, and I sort of lost track of days.

I was hoping that STM would regale us with something relevant, but he had no special words of wisdom for the Queen. At least, I certainly HOPE this was not for the Queen:
"Dumb fuck twat monkey!"
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No, I'm sure it was not. Although, this next one was certainly for SOMEONE special:
"I only have eyes for you... and here they are, in this lovely presentation box. All for you."
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9 comments:

  1. OMG.. I have eyeballs in a presentation box at my desk!! Here's a pic to prove it: http://leendadll.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/wpid-2012-04-04-15-41-181.jpg

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    1. Yep! Those are eyes all right! By the rules of whatever overpaid individuals make rules for such things, that does appear to be a presentation box that they're resting in, ready for presentation!

      Why you have them at your desk, will obviously, wind up a subject for wild surmise!

      Of course none will remember how handy it is to have an extras set of eyes in the room, and it appears you have that covered!

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    2. yes, I could offer the reason but it's far more fun to let people conjure their own explanations for having a set of eyeballs, in a presentation box, in my desk!

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  2. lol dumb fuck twat monkey deserves a ringtone.

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  3. Jack The Ripper sends his own special gift for the Queen's jubilee....

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  4. THAT'S WHY HE WAS LOOKING FOR A BOX ON MAY 30, 2012!

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  5. Hannibal Lector's pick-up line...

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  6. Since I repair antique dolls, I have a bunch of eyeballs in a drawer here. Some are in boxes...

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  7. This makes me think of the movie Coraline.

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