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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Jun 8 2012

"If it wasn't for you, I'd be naked right now."

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And the reveal:


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ADAM: Damn you for stopping me being naked!
KAREN: Who do you think you were talking to?
ADAM: I don’t know... A policeman?
KAREN: Maybe you were talking to oppressed English society as a whole.
ADAM: Actually, England’s got quite a thriving nudist community. Not that I’m wanting to become one. I quite like my clothes.
KAREN: That’s because you have those lovely shirts from Joe Brown’s.
ADAM: And I prefer wearing those to work than my birthday suit. I think I get more work done.
KAREN: Why, would you be distracted by yourself if you were naked at work?
ADAM: I think everyone else would be distracted, but not in a good way.
KAREN: Awww, yes they would!
ADAM: No, I’ll stand out like a… a hairy sore thumb.

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  4. Ah, but I'm sure STM prefers nakedness to nudity:

    "To me, the naked and the nude,
    By lexicographers construed
    As synonyms that should express
    The same deficiency of dress
    Or shelter, stand as far apart
    As Love from lies, or Truth from art.

    Lovers without reproach will gaze
    On bodies naked and ablaze;
    The Hippocratic eye will see,
    In nakedness, anatomy;
    And naked shines the Goddess, when
    She mounts her lions among men.

    The nude are bold, the nude are sly
    To hold each treasonable eye.
    While draping with a showman's trick
    Their nakedness in rhetoric,
    They grin a mock-religious grin
    Of scorn at those of naked skin.

    The naked, therefore, who compete
    Against the nude, may know defeat.
    Yet when they both together tread
    The briary pastures of the dead,
    By Gorgons with long whips pursued,
    How naked go the sometime nude!"

    -Robert Graves 7@=e

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