"If only Jesus had a cape. Hmmm, if only....."
or click here"Dim sum. Dim sum! The wontons, they're not cooperating, and there's soy sauce everywhere now. Listen, you fat globby balls, get out of the steamer and help me! Thank you."
If only, indeed. This next one I tried posting on Friday, and screwed it up by posting the wrong audio clip. Here it is again:
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