Jul 4 2012

Hey, Happy 4th, my countrymen and women! I'm sorry not to be there to eat too many burgers and watch pretty colored lights with all of you. Instead, I'll trudge off to work through the SAME RAIN WE'VE HAD FOR A WEEK. So much for independence. Good thing I've got STM to add a little extra sunshine to my nights.

"Oh yeah. With my army of runner ducks, I'm gonna take over the world! With a waddle and a quack, and a waddle and a quack, I'm gonna rule this world. Yeah."

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And the reveal:

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ADAM:	Do you think he's sitting in a nest? His secret lair is this giant nest, and he's wearing a fake beak.
KAREN:	(giggles along)
ADAM:	And he's in his little swivel chair, and as he turns around to face you, saying, "Ah, Mr. Bond, I'm expecting you," instead of stroking a cat, he's stroking a little duck.
KAREN:	Aw.
ADAM:	It'd be funny if he had a navy of rubber ducks. Motorized, weaponized rubber ducks... Ducks shit everywhere, that's their weapon.