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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Jul 6 2012

"Awwww, you're so cute. I'm gonna stuff you full of sweeties, and BEAT YOU LIKE A PINANTA! Now fuck off."

 or click here
"Don't stare at the cow— Does he have his moocle? Come on, get out of the pool. No moocle, no swimming, out cow! You know the rules. Dickhead."
 or click here

I don't know what delights me more, that a cow snorkle is called a moocle, or that STM just called the cow a dickhead.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:30

10 comments:

  1. Heptite6 July 2012 at 08:27

    At first I thought he meant a monocle for cows.

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  2. manav6 July 2012 at 09:00

    Thank you for the info. It sounds pretty user friendly. I guess I’ll pick one up for fun. thank u






    Fill in Pool

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  3. Anonymous6 July 2012 at 12:04

    I thought monocle at first too. A cow in a monocle is a fantastic image!

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  4. I Am Legion7 July 2012 at 10:18

    I know a few people I'd like to turn into pinatas... Lol!

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  5. LA/wts10 July 2012 at 04:38

    Rather surprised, though, that you didn't comment on the notion of a transgender cow... 7@=Q

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  6. PocketRealm18 July 2012 at 16:21

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  8. Melatonin Kaufen14 February 2018 at 15:18

    Adam, Just arrived at this sleep blog and for us German's we solve our sleep problems with these melatonin tabletten. You might want to try this Melatonin - great natural ingredient in switching the bedroom light off - If you know what I mean..

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  9. Melatonin Kaufen14 February 2018 at 15:19

    Adam, Just arrived at this sleep blog and for us German's we solve our sleep problems with these melatonin tabletten. You might want to try this Melatonin - great natural ingredient in switching the bedroom light off - If you know what I mean..

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