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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Jul 27 2012

"Ninja, or history teacher… Ninja, or history teacher… Hmmm…. Teach magna carta, or fuck you up with throwing stars… Hmmmm, tricky."

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"Wow. I see gravity's gone to town on your ass."
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  2. Second one? The first one is brilliant! :D LOL! Ninja or history teacher, indeed. Maybe a history teaching ninja. High in knowledge AND physical skills. Impossible to beat.

    1. Just what I was thinking. No student dare get a failing grade if their history teacher is also a ninja!

    2. Not surprising: some of those history teachers had a deadly aim with a piece of chalk... 7@=Q

    3. And thus the discipline problems in the public school systems ends.

  3. I have never felt self-concious about my ass. Until now that STM pointed out how it looks.

  4. What's funny is that he probably picked ninja, and someone didn't land a jump/fall very well. ;D

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