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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Nov 9 2012

"It's your birthday! YAYYYYY! I think I'll rename this day God's Greatest Fuck-up Remembrance Day."

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"Not the devil's avocado!"
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He's right. That IS scarier that the Devil's Advocate.

9 comments:

  1. I thought of you the other night, when my wife woke me yelling "Monkey! There was a monkey and it took my prescriptions!"

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  2. Pfft! Hahaha, Jessica. That was a good one. ;)

    The second belong on something for the kitchen. :P

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  3. Yes, the Devil's Avocado: listen long enough to its fiendish logic and insidious arguments, and you'll find yourself cast into the Lake of Lentil Stew, where there is much wailing and gnashing of broccoli... 70=G

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    1. With aubergine skins to dry yourself after the swim in Lake of Lentil Stew.

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  4. I'm allergic to avocado, so I agree, it's from the devil! :)

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  5. A couple nights ago, my son (who's 2) was sleeping in our bed, I woke up at one point just in time to hear him shout "Cupcake!", and roll over to his other side. Sleep Talkin [Little] Man?

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  6. Friday was my niece and nephew's first birthday so I thought the first bit of that first one was very apt. Not the rest of it though!

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  7. Birthday card!
    Make it so.

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  8. thanks for sharing.

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