"It's your birthday! YAYYYYY! I think I'll rename this day God's Greatest Fuck-up Remembrance Day."
or click here"Not the devil's avocado!"
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He's right. That IS scarier that the Devil's Advocate.
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Nov 9 2012
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I thought of you the other night, when my wife woke me yelling "Monkey! There was a monkey and it took my prescriptions!"
ReplyDeletePfft! Hahaha, Jessica. That was a good one. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe second belong on something for the kitchen. :P
Yes, the Devil's Avocado: listen long enough to its fiendish logic and insidious arguments, and you'll find yourself cast into the Lake of Lentil Stew, where there is much wailing and gnashing of broccoli... 70=G
ReplyDeleteWith aubergine skins to dry yourself after the swim in Lake of Lentil Stew.
DeleteI'm allergic to avocado, so I agree, it's from the devil! :)
ReplyDeleteA couple nights ago, my son (who's 2) was sleeping in our bed, I woke up at one point just in time to hear him shout "Cupcake!", and roll over to his other side. Sleep Talkin [Little] Man?
ReplyDeleteFriday was my niece and nephew's first birthday so I thought the first bit of that first one was very apt. Not the rest of it though!
ReplyDeleteBirthday card!
ReplyDeleteMake it so.
thanks for sharing.
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