"Hmm, nice try you soiled douchebag. You have to do a lot harder to be as awesome as me. Run along, run along. Next! I love being a jud...

"I understand, but things have changed now. Ever since the Chocolate Bonanza."   or click here

"No! I don't have a speech impediment, I'm English. English! Oh, for fuck's sake, okay. I know I talk funny. Everyone laugh...

KAREN: Mmmmmmmmm. ADAM: I simply don't understand you. I suspect you're part of the mmummmummm.   or click here If anyone can m...

"I'm gonna wear this just to annoy you. Oh! Look, it's working. ( evil chuckle )"   or click here "Come on. Let...

"Pay homage to toast. Prostrate yourself in front of it: hot, crunchy bread slice thingy. We shall celebrate with tea! Iguana tea....

"What do you think you're doing? Totally inappropriate behaviour. Now sit down, put the electric sander away and concentrate on you...

"Before you begin, I'd just like to make it clear that I don't have the energy for a fake conversation."   or click here...

"That's a bird. That's a bird. That's also a bird. Another bird. Bird. Bird. Fish! That's a fish, I can see a fish! Bir...

"Between die-you-cancer-upon-my-life and I-couldn't-really-give-a-crap-about-you lies your life story."   or click here ____...

"Show tunes out of context, they render my stomach useless. I've warned you. I have warned you."   or click here "I...

"I am gonna grow my hair long, real long, and wear it like a hat MADE of hair. You know, twirly. Mr Whippy-head."   or click her...

"It's time to don our cow masks and scare the salad out of her. I love Veggieween."   or click here come to me my penguin br...

"My butt cheeks are for squeezing. Go on, take a handful. Take two."   or click here ( whispering ) "Shhhh. I have to tell ...

"Don't! I've warned you before, and I won't say it again. Never come between a man and his nipple electronicafier." ...